X-Rated carrot found in garden leaves couple in hysterics

An X-rated carrot has left a couple in hysterics after spotted it’s unusual rude shape.

Nicola Shelton-Porter, 30, from Burntwood, Staffordshire, had planted some vegetables in her garden.

But on August 8, after asking her wife, Sarah, to pick some carrots for their dinner – they were left in fits of laughter.

One of the carrots appeared to have a small phallic shape protruding from it and they couldn’t resist taking photos before cooking it.

Nicola, a warehouse worker, said: “I found it hilarious when I saw it.


“I felt terrible that I was going to have to chop the poor carrots Willie, off, but I needed some veg!

“I couldn’t resist taking a picture. I’m afraid the poor carrots was circumcised soon after the picture was taken.”

The photo was taken last Wednesday (August 8) in Nicola’s living room.

Nicola added: “I has asked my wife, Sarah, to go and pick some veg out the garden for us to have with our hunters chicken.

“We grow a few bits of fruit and vegetables such as broccoli, potatoes, courgettes, apples, strawberries, blackberries, tomatoes and of course, carrots.

“There’s something lovely about home-grown veg. It tastes nicer and is fresher but most of all it quite often gives you a good giggle.

“I love not knowing what I’m going to pull out of the ground.”