Erect-isle construction: paradise plots on penis shaped island for less than average north east property

Paradise plots on a PENIS shaped island are on sale for less than the average price of a property in the North East.

For as little as £81,000 you can buy an ocean-view on the phallic-like Mavuva Island in the south Pacific.

Plots on a penis shaped island are on sale for less than the average price of a property in the North East

Plots on a penis shaped island are on sale for less than the average price of a property in the North East

The 42 acre private island lined with coconut palms, white beaches and tropical flowers is being carved up into 97 lots plus an “owners” clubhouse.

Located in the crystal clear waters less than two miles off Fiji’s second largest island, Mavuva sits within a protected coral reserve.

For as little as £81,000 you can buy an ocean-view on the phallic-like Mavuva Island

For as little as £81,000 you can buy an ocean-view on the phallic-like Mavuva Island

The secluded utopia is only accessible by a short 10-minute boat transfer as the nearest big airport is on Vanua Levu, Fiji’s second largest island.

With parts of the unfortunately-shaped idyll rising more than 110ft above sea level, all of the plots will enjoy a view of the luminous lagoon.

The 42 acre private island lined with coconut palms, white beaches and tropical flowers

The 42 acre private island lined with coconut palms, white beaches and tropical flowers

The development includes a beachfront clubhouse, restaurant and bar and a seven acre organic garden.

For the bargain price of erecting a holiday home on a hilarious tropical island, it’s unlikely the lots will be available for long before being snapped up.